yeah... I know i'm "doin too much" with this post, but why not dream a bit sometimes.
I'm looking for 2 wives and 2 husbands. any takers?
that way nobody gets on my nerves.
okay... before you have a heartattack, this is my strategy. I'll dream of what I'd want in a different world and move back to reality as much as is needed.
what I'm looking for/guidelines/rules:
* super intelligence required. must understand some variation of postmodernism, Negritude, or postcolonial studies. No need to understand Spivak's intro to grammatology or anything, but at least be able to talk about how crazy some of Dyson's and West's boho-conjugations are.
* everyone has to find everybody else equally hot.
* college educated (call me bourgie boho. oh well)
* must know the whole chronology of De La, KRS, and Roots Manuva
* must have very high tolerance for garage, house, breakbeatz, trip hop...and have a good sense of rhythm. Masters at Work, has to be more than education update, pa (and ma)
* no consecutive cuddles or freekydeeks (enough goodies to go around)
* no prioritizing (communal shooky shooky. don't get shook).
* my mama must approve of the womyn (at least pretend to love Jesus, praise the Lord...)
* my brothas must approve of the men (intricate knowledge of black american athleticism, weightlifting, boxing, and shit-talking, and 80s samari and karate cinema helps). Beat-boxers and capoiera heads encouraged. please be able to handle the rock.
* must be down with homeschooling (ain't sending my kids to no schools here... and I'm an educator).
* i guess you'd have to be bicycular (bisexual) for this to all work, right?
* no hating on my extensive 80's collection of one hit wonder pop icons.
* be thick or we won't click. and prefer thickness. if you ain't cornfed, go find the cornbread.
* penchant for poetry (know the Beats, Black Arts, the Renaissance, (substantive, not theatrick SLAM), good hip hop lyricism.
* must submit an application that must be approved by Angela Davis and Carl Hancock Rux
* no excessive femininity. girls butch it up. boys, butch it up. but keep it cute. grrrrrr
* womyn must appreciate a good tounge lashing
* men must submit to weekly salad tossing
* feminist sensibilities help, but nothing fanatic
* southern a plus
* nice lips a big plus
* women must be comfortable with being bottoms and tops. same for men.
* I'm POZ, so we only play safe...
* if this doesn't quite work out... we cool. still be our friends, but you gotta find a replacement before you can bounce, yo.
okay.... I'm tired.
that's why my black ass is single.
worth a try though.
Tim'm
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who knows tim'm? you could get this very thing as a christmas present this year if you wish hard enough...
but, i'll send all the Esera Tualo (sp>) clones to you, ok? :)
Just rinse the tub down when y'all done with your shower.
Damn. I fail the music quiz.
I absolutely Love this post. As a matter of fact your blog is the ish..
Materiyal
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